Porsche’s $250k Cayenne EV: An Absurd Masterpiece of Engineering and Greed
A deep dive into the nearly $90,000 options list that turns Porsche's most powerful EV into a quarter-million-dollar paradox.
So they actually did it. A Cayenne with 1,139 horsepower. The Turbo Electric. A family hauler that rips to 60 mph in 2.4 seconds, tying the 911 Turbo S—a dedicated, low-slung sports car. Let that sink in. The physics are just… wrong.
But the performance figures aren’t the real story. They’re the headline to distract you from the main event: the price. Because Porsche has weaponized its options list into a profit-generating machine that would make the Byzantine tax collectors under Justinian I blush. The base price is a steep-but-almost-understandable $163,000. Almost. And then the fun begins.
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The Art of the Upsell
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Zuffenhausen’s pricing strategy is a masterclass in psychological warfare. It starts subtly. Want a nice color like this Monteverde Metallic? That’s $2,950. A rounding error, you think. Then you see the wheels. The 22-inch Exclusive Design set with the carbon fiber aeroblades—a piece of pure aesthetic theater—will set you back $7,740. And for winter? Another set of 22s. That’s another $10,128. We’re already over $20k in wheels and tires alone. It’s a whole ‘nother ball game.
And the nickel-and-diming, it never stops. It just keeps coming.
- Off-Road Design Package: $3,050 (On a car with carbon fiber aero wheels? Make it make sense.)
- Exterior mirrors in high-gloss black: $680
- Roof spoiler in high-gloss black: $580
- Sliding panoramic roof with variable light control: $4,840
- Heated windshield: $760
- Thermally insulated front/rear glass: $1,060
- HD-Matrix Design LED headlights in Glacier Blue: $600
- Taillights in Glacier Blue with illuminated logo: $1,030
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By the time the exterior is done, you’ve blown past the $200,000 mark without even touching the performance or interior bits. The cost, the sheer cost, is the entire point.
Performance for a Price
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You’d think a 2.4-second SUV needs nothing. Wrong. Porsche will gladly sell you the tools to wring every last tenth out of its PPE platform. The Porsche Active Ride system is a $7,650 marvel of engineering, using the 800V architecture to actively lean into corners and smooth out bumps. It’s genuinely game-changing tech. Then come the brakes. The PCCB ceramic composites, a must-have for anyone who plans to actually use that horsepower, are a staggering $10,170. Rear axle steering? A bargain at $1,330.
Look… this isn’t a car; it’s a wealth-signaling device on wheels, a monument to the absurdity of the high-end EV market. The tech is just the justification. An augmented reality HUD adds $2,850. The passenger-side display, a gimmick lifted from the Taycan, is $2,200. And the Burmester 3D high-end sound system costs $6,010—more than a decent used car. By the time you add remote parking ($680) and a SiriusXM subscription ($350), you’re staring down the barrel of $230k.
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An Interior That Costs a Fortune
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Moving inside. The standard leather is, of course, not good enough. The Club leather in Espresso with those Deep Sea Blue accents adds another $1,470. But here’s the real kicker, the part that’s genuinely insulting. On a $163,000 flagship vehicle, ventilated front seats are not standard. That’ll be $940, please. Want the rear seats done too? $1,820. That’s just nuts.
Frankly, anyone who buys this to haul groceries is committing a crime against automotive engineering. It’s a track weapon disguised as an SUV, sold to people who will never push it past 5/10ths.
And the little things add up. Arctic Blue seat belts for $680. The Porsche crest on the headrests for $630. A GT Sport steering wheel with matte carbon fiber for another $700. After all that, the configurator spits out a final MSRP of $245,842. The options alone—$68,630—cost more than the cheapest new Porsche you can buy in America. A quarter-million-dollar SUV. A quarter-million dollars for an electric family car.
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But wait. There’s more. Because what they don’t list on the public configurator is the really cool stuff. The innovative wireless charging system. Just drive into your garage, park over the pad, and it starts charging. No plugs. That piece of bleeding-edge convenience? About $8,000. So, a truly loaded Cayenne Turbo Electric crests $253,000.
That’s Bentley Bentayga money. That’s Aston Martin DBX 707 territory. Both are gas-guzzling dinosaurs, sure, but their badges carry a different kind of weight. Porsche is betting that its engineering prowess and the sheer, unadulterated shock value of its performance can command the same price. And the scary part is… they’re probably right.
